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(dedicated to Fred Vandelli)

Hello visitor number 000411

My name is Sam Vandelli (crankyboy) and I am an Engineering major at the Chicago Polytechnic. I like fishing, smoking and drinking.

My friends call me cranky or cranky boy because I hate alot of things. Things just get me mad, and they think its for no reason. Fuck them. Yes if you're reading this and your from Chicago, or around Lake Michigan area and you know me, fuck you for being so stuck up. I have made this page to describe to all you assholes what the solution to our current "Global Warming" problem is.

GLOBAL WARMING SOLUTION

As you all know our planet is going to hell because of car emissions, and lack of natural sources and smoking and other crap. Am I going to say stop driving your car and smoking? No! Fuck everyone who does. I like my car, and driving it is a real pleasure. And smoking is what I do. SO fuck that theory outta the window. I didn't go to Engineering college so I could protest to everything that breathes along with a crowd of dirty liberals. I can do that for free, and I hate those liberal idiots anyway.

No I have a much bigger plan in the works. Our planet Earth is not fit enough to hold the scum of humanity much longer, but Earth's atmosphere is the only atmosphere where we could survive let alone live. That is why we move into the clouds. The first hovering platforms that go up will establish a foundation to build from. Thrusters, powered by the sun which will provide unobscured energy from above the clouds via orbiting satellites placed around the equator, will balance the platforms inbetween space and Earth's breathable atmosphere and minimize the risk of the platform escaping in either direction.

Once the basic platform structures have been built up, the matter of basic human survival is addressed. Water and oxygen is derived from clouds and what's left of the earth's atmosphere. The evaporation cycle is used to recycle wasted water back into raw cloud, by pumping waste onto Earth's surface, preferably deserts and flatlands, where heat will make short work of any liquid. Other water can be rerouted into oceans to dilute it with salt.

I have patented the term cloud-farming, copyright to Sam Vandelli 2005. If you steal it and I find out I will cut you up. It's not a threat it's a promise.

Oxygen is processed from the abundant water supply and used to grow plants and cattle imported from the Earth's surface. If we ever run out of soil, we sure would know where to get more. The platforms would be so close to space that getting rid of unwanted materials would be like throwing trash out of the window. Because of that nuclear power would be a much safer and convenient alternative power source. Plastic chairs could be made from hemp.

Here is a diagram of a hydrogen generator I have engineered. It will be used on the floating platforms to supply them with H20. I am now working on a hydrogen to oxygen converter using plant cells and respiratory systems of test animals. This will be used to create a cache of air for emergency and other (such as medical) uses.

This idea is my idea. Don't pretend it's yours. IF you're willing to make a long term investment in this idea, contact me and I will arrange a meeting. If you are as serious as I am about this plan, production can begin immediately. I will draw up schematics later and update this site. If you are not serious don't bother contacting me. Infact if you're thinking of mailing me right now "as a joke" fuck you. Don't waste my time.

DARWIN AND EINSTEIN

Oh yeah and for your information Einstein was a fraud. He was good at counting numbers, but "his" theory is the work of many other scientists before his time who get no credit. Those who knew him describe him to be a real pain in the ass. Darwin was an fraud of even greater proportion. How could anyone but pagan mc heathen could propose such a nasty theory? Man is the evolution of ape? Man and animal are two different things, and no matter how many experiments anyone does they will not become any more similar. Darwin was and is the founding priest of atheism, which is a real waste of time. I hate both of them.

AN ESSAY ON TRUST

Don't trust anyone not one fucking person out there, they are all scum. Back when I was a kid growing up in Brooklyn I don't know what I was thinking. I was a kid and kids are ok with each other. But now I am no kid no more and fucking assholes are there on every page, smiling and trying to eat your fucking mind. I trust my parents, always, if you don't you must've had a shit childhood. That's it. Who else can you trust these days every other dog is trying to stick a shiv up your ass and rip it across your back. Well, then there's dr crackk and he knows about trust better than most people, I mean when you're dealing with crack you can't afford to take ANY chances. They say it's a dog eat dog world out there. Out where, it's here, dogs everywhere, all eating each other trying to eat me and Im sure they are looking at you with hungry eyes. BUT you can't eat me, IM NOT A FUCKING DOG LIKE YOU. Really. It's about time I met some decent people like dr crackk.

IMPORTANT!!! ---- I HAVE JUST NOTICED that my provider has been keeping this site of mine ad free for a limited time. In 4 days I don't know what the hell is going to go down. ARMAGEDDON. They are trying to shut me down. THE MAN wants me out of the picture. Well that ain't anywhere on my calendar. SAM VANDELLI WILL LIVE.

Here are some sites I have found online.

www.google.com - type in anything you want and it will find websites with those words. that's quite a good idea.

www.publicbookshelf.com/public_html/The_Household_Cyclopedia_of_General_Information/alcoholdi_bhf.html - it tells you how to make tasty booze on the cheap. i have never made any myself nor do i know of anyone that has a still, however.

DONT FORGET MY GOOD FRIEND DR CRACK - he has a website. Damn that guy is smart. You gotta be smart when you're riding the fast life of motorsports and medicine. VISIT HIM NOW. link = http://www.geocities.com/dr_crackk